This is what happened on my Valentine's Day.
I was acquainted with the Digital Rectum. As illustrated in the photo above, it ain't pretty.
That night, 7 ladies smiled at me.
And when I smiled back, they gave me the "whatever" look...damn it.
I also saw 10 human sized rabbits. How odd!
Later on, a stubborn Aussie caused a ruckus.
Moving on, a pervert tried to grope 1 defenseless fella and another helpless fella.
In the end, the pervert was severely punished. Served him right.
What a Valentine that was!